Author: audenjohnson

  • Dark Skies Review

    I bet aliens in a galaxy far, far away are looking at our movies going these humans think we’re douche-bags. Had to get that out. Anyway, if you’ve read my reviews before you know I don’t go into movies with high expectations. As long as I’m entertained and forget about the world outside the theater, the movie’s a…

  • What Lines Inspire You?

    You know those passages that make you excited to be a writer. Those descriptions you have to read twice maybe even three times because they are just that good. As a lover of all things horror and dark, I get excited about chilling line and passages. “A kind of nervous restless which haunted me as a fiend.” (Poe M.S Found in…

  • Writing Apocalyptic Stories

    You know what’s harder than building a world from scratch. Destroying it and then rebuilding it. I know, kind of a depressing topic but, I’m a dark fantasy writer. We gotta go there.   With New York in the path of yet another “once in a life time” storm, it’s really hard not to think about the end…

  • Judging Resources

    We writers research…a lot. It’s unavoidable. No matter what you write, you need to look something up. We know you can’t automatically trust anything you read or see on the Internet but you need to vet books as well. How do you determine if a resource is reliable? Date This is more for printed materials but it can be applied…

  • Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D (Review)

    Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters was about what I expected. Fun. Entertaining. Total Mind-dump. It’s one of those movies you go to when you don’t want to think about anything. It’s pure entertainment nothing more. The plot was shallow and predictable, the characters two-dimensional, the witches slightly comical looking but, it worked for the story….

  • Mama (Review)

    I was a bit apprehensive going into Mama. Haunted house movies usually have the same plot. Child sees ghost. Child tells parents. They don’t believe them. Child insists ghost is real. Parents get angry. Mom, who usually stays home all day alone, notices things are amiss. She tells her fears to dad who dismisses her….